Happy St Georges Day
St George, as I'm sure you all know, is the dragon-slaying Patron Saint of England, and today ... the 23rd April ... is his special day.
Now, in my opinion, St George has had a bit of a raw deal. Just off to the west a bit, lives Saint Patrick. When Saint Patrick's day comes around, those Irish people really know how to party. Dying the rivers green, dressing up with silly leprechaun hats, and drinking lots and lots of Guinness. Saint Paddy gets celebrated in style.
What does St George get by way of celebration? Well, not a lot really. And I mean... the dude was a DRAGON SLAYER!!! how cool is that?? All Saint Paddy ever did was chase some snakes into the irish sea or something (and it's not like we even have particularly deadly snakes here on the western isles of europe) .... meanwhile, Saint George kicks a dragon's butt, rescues a princess, and gets martyred on a wheel of swords (which took THREE attempts to finish him off, because he was so HARD!) ... but most the population of England couldn't even tell you what day of the year his saint's day is... never mind celebrate the dude!
Anyway, in the interests of promoting sexual debauchery in the name of quasi-mythic religous figures, I've dropped the price of the St George's Flag bikini at LapGirl Boutique to 1L$, for one day only. Regular selling price isL$90, so that's a pretty good bargain, IMHO... even if you don't fancy wearing the whole outfit, the thong alone is a steal at that price!
Guaranteed hawt enough to knock a dragon dead at 100 paces...

Represent fo' Saint G!
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